Friday, November 30, 2007

Rough, like Egyptian musk

I am not a good fit for the teaching profession.

I am too aggressive. People take me the wrong way.
I have a killer set of nipples. These things, when working with minors, will not help me out at all. It is like firing blanks.

I've been in email correspondence with a business broker who is willing to work with me. This woman is stinking rich. She wants to help me. My fingers were crossed, my panties were wet.

Until I accidentally mentioned the word "mentor" in my last email. She replied, "I don't think that's where we're going to go with this."

a) Her upfront manner makes me hot.
b) If I send her a topless picture, will that help anything?