No speak-eh the English, I only do the math

For some reason the principal at my school is hosting a "Senior Night" at her home tonight. I think she wants to be popular.

She canvassed all of our inboxes with "invitations" weeks ago, but I had failed to RSVP, because I thought that "invitation" meant "you are welcome to come, but if you don't want to, you don't have to." Of course, I fall into the latter part of that statement.

Yesterday she asked me why she hadn't received my RSVP yet. She caught me off guard, the way a true boss does, and in my backpedaling I offered to bring something, as well.

So, not only am I going to spend my evening hanging out at my boss's house with geeky students who are four years younger than me, but I got suckered into bringing doughnuts, too.