Pantone 292

I have one of the most common names in the entire world. I don't mean my first name. I mean my entire name.

I felt safe and anonymous on Facebook. Well, some enterprising students found me and attempted to befriend me.

In my path to reject them I realized that my profile picture shows me somewhere along the sober spectrum in a shirt that screams "No sexy? No party!"

I'm going to assume that's not good.
I am horrified.