I was detained, I was restrained

I asked a friend of mine what he did this weekend.

Before I asked, I was about to go into a diatribe about how I had been ransacked of $10 for the AIDS walk by a student on Thursday. The best part is, this student isn't even a student of mine. She's one of those high school girls who works at Target on the weekends and ditches school whenever Target has "service days" so that she can "better her community". It makes me sick. But she asked me right in front of the gay history teacher which proves two things: She is really smart, and I am a pussy. I didn't say any of this, though, because it makes me sound like an asshole. And I'm a girl.

What did my friend do last weekend?

An Autism walk.