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Today I was telling my friend about NuvoRing, my new birth control. I didn't understand it at first. I thought it was a small ring that fits inside your vagina and that the cock goes through, too. "This is the most awesome birth control ever! It's like a double vagina!" I told my friend.

She was on the same page as me. A dick that passes through a double layer of friction is one that will cram into me furiously, she reasoned. "Can it vibrate?" she asked, crossing her fingers.