Wednesday, October 3, 2007

I have faith I'll one day save face

Yesterday I met a woman who inspired me to write this little ditty:

"You have holes where your teeth should be
Where there should be white there is cavity
Tooth decay you could stave away
By brushing no less than twice a day

When she sees me she doesn't smile
She's appalled by my behavior
So I'll do her the favor
Of pointing her to the dental care aisle."

Do you like it? Please say yes.