Do Not Overmix

Yesterday I was at work from 7am until 11pm. One of the side effects of leaving for work in the six o'clock hour is also leaving your lunch at home. I had taken it out but forgot to get it to the car. It was salmon.

Again awake too early, I found the Tupperware on the ground. It was the closest thing to a real bomb that I have ever seen in my entire life. I went to throw it away-- the whole thing, because I can buy four Tuppeware containers for $4-- but then I thought, "Wait, no, I'm a starving entrepreneur. I should save money."

The smell was something like that time when my dad made me clean up my brother's throw up and it made me barf, too.

I will never again eat salmon.