So I'm married now.  I got engaged in February and married in August.  We didn't plan on getting married so quickly, but when we started looking at halls in March some guy gave us a great price since he had a cancellation in August. 
 A month before the wedding while drinking with the boys, I said, "It doesn't matter that we had a short engagement. What's the benefit of a long engagement anyway?"
Without hesitation and between sips of his beer, J-Mart said, "Shorter marriage."
  
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