Do Not Overmix

Opposing Viewpoints on Having Kids
by My Boyfriend

i. Pro: "I would look at them and think, "That's half me and half Salty. Fuck. World, you're going to have to cover your eyes and ears for the next eighteen years. We've procreated."

ii. Con: "It's got to be like having to pay for your little friend who you don't even like that much."