Since I could hold my head up high

Today I got the first news in a while from an old acquaintance. In the last six months he got rid of his apartment in the cool part of town, bought a house in a less cool part of town, married his girlfriend, and is expecting a son in January.

The news shocked me. My initial response involved the term "knocked up." Then I remembered that Words Can Hurt and changed my response to, "Hot Dad!"