Fuck you, Debbie!

Over the weekend I invited a friend over for dinner. I told her I had vegetarian pizza with lots of spinach and also some roasted vegetables if she wanted. There was also lemonade and sorbet for dessert.

When she came over she brought leftovers from Macaroni Grill and a Diet Dr. Pepper. She brought beers from her knapsack and told me about how she had been invited to model in a fetish show wearing a straightjacket and a bite. When she asked him what a bite is, he said, "Think of a speculum for the mouth. Oh yeah, and there'll be a guy following you, swatting you with a short leather whip. "