You make me feel like a woman

At the boutique today I spoke with one of my co-workers about the game of paint-ball, and how I've never tried it, but perhaps would like to. "It hurts," she told me. "It hurts like a motherfucker. But then, look at me. I'm all skin and bones. So I bruise easily, because I'm so skinny. But you, on the other hand, would probably have no problems at all. Maybe a little pain, that's all."

I looked at her, and the look said, "......."