Monday, September 29, 2008

I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive

When I drive my Harley, the most dangerous people on the road are the men in pickup trucks with HARLEY DAVIDSON stickers all over the back.  They try to look at my bike, give me the thumbs up, or let me in front of them instead of watching the road. 
I don't understand the Harley stickers on cars and trucks.  If you were cool, you'd be on a Harley.  It's like making your wife walk around wearing a picture of your mistress.  I think I'm going to put a Jeep sticker on the back of my Harley just to mix it up a little.  When I see people in Jeeps, I'll give them the thumbs up and point to the sticker to let them know that my other vehicle is just like theirs.