I had my buddy Hasselhoff over for lunch yesterday. He will go down in history as one of the greatest house guests ever for the following reasons:
- he ate everything I put in front of him and offered honest opinions (most of which were positive),
- he drank an entire bottle of Jack Daniels with me and never even once remarked that we were drinking too much,
- he willingly played the Rock Band video game for the first time in life, and
- he sang the Pixies' "Wave of Mutilation" like his life depended on it.
If he didn't show up wearing a Red Sox hat, I would say that he was the best guest ever.
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