This is why I'm hot

I have been on a strict No Drinking diet since the Fourth of July weekend. That was when I got really drunk and engaged in a conversation with Boyfriend's favorite uncle in which I asked him to compare and contrast himself to Hitler and then made raspberry sounds as he answered thoughtfully. When he left abruptly, I asked why, and then proceeded upstairs to tell his computerhead brother about how I am amazed by the fact that computers even work at all, then rounded out the evening with a nice visit to the toilet.

Not drinking has been weird. For the first time, I have been the designated driver. And, although I haven't lost any weight, I have been able to eat much more without getting fat.

Tonight is going to be different. Quote me on this: I'm getting krunk.