Things my phone should have figured out by now

I love texting because it helps me be more anti-social than the regular phone does. I only wish it wouldn't be so pussy about words that are part of my regular vocabulary. For instance, I have programmed the word "fuck" at least three times, but I still have to scroll through nonsensical nonwords (dual? duck? eval? dubl?) to find it. Also:

2-7-7 is not apps. It's ASS.
6-6-6-2-7 is not monar. It's MOOBS.
2-6-2-5-7-8-2-5-3-7 is not cockpualeh. It's COCKSUCKER.