Stellwies

When Boyfriend and I stayed with his brother over the weekend, I thought I was brave enough to hang out with them as they talked late into the night.

But when he mentioned "Samurai Erection," I choked on my mango.

"The Samurai Erection can withstand a call from the mother-in-law," he explained to me. "The Samurai Erection can survive opening a condom, dropping it, opening a new one, putting it on the wrong way, taking it off..."

I dropped my mango and ran off to the bedroom where I belong.

(But I can't wait to say, "Samurai!" now whenever Boyfriend has a hard-on.)