Yesterday as I got on the highway on my motorcycle, I saw a spider crawl along the top of my helmet. I was going 60 miles per hour when I felt him crawl inside my helmet to my ear.
So if you saw a motorcycle pull over on the side of the highway, pull his helmet off at a thousand miles per hour, and shake violently, that was me. And all night long I kept waking up feeling spiders on my ears
Next time I'm at a biker bar, I will tell them all about the time a spider in my helmet freaked the living shit out of me.
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