Yesterday I had to take a drug test for my potential new job. A guy with a gun on his side watched me pee in a cup. It was extremely unpleasant.
But on the bright side, I was glad that it was unpleasant. I would be seriously disturbed if it turned me on. And imagine the logistics of trying to arrange something like that every time I wanted to get really turned on. It's too much work.
On days like that I'm glad I'm turned on by big asses and big breasts.
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