You're out there, say your prayers

In class today some kid was telling us about his bout with Montezuma's Revenge when he was on vacation in Mexico with his Christian group. "It's weird," he said, "I didn't drink the water. I didn't use the water to brush my teeth. I took sponge baths. I think it happened when we were playing football. I dove to catch a pass, and when I landed some dirt got into my mouth--"

A mocking voice came up from the back of the room. "And that proves that even the dirt in Mexico is even dirtier than the dirt here!"