The wife spent yesterday in the city with her sisters while I moped at home. It was perfect for me: someone took my wife out to a nice dinner and I didn't have to spend a dime. The only downfall was that I had to endure a complete retelling of the day.
Wife: Guess what I had on my Pinkberry frozen yogurt?
Me: Semen?
Wife: What is wrong with you? Seriously, that's disgusting and I can't believe that the first thing that pops into your mind is semen.
Me: Ok, what did you have on your Pinkberry?
Wife: Guess!
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