Cold as Ice

I don't speak French very well. I used to. But you lose it, if you're lazy like me.

Currently sitting next to me is a couple of girls who are speaking French to each other as though they are native speakers. They are obviously not. I am all about people practicing snobbery via foreign languages, but can't they do this at a Border's coffee shop or something? Isn't that what people do there?

I am two seconds from leaning over to say, "La manner avec kell tu par le fransay, say tray tray moche, ay tu ass la air doon vag tray tray grand-day."