Monday, June 30, 2008

He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a motherfucking problem

I went to a bbq yesterday thrown by one of my wife's friends.  I didn't know anybody at the party so I wasn't expecting to have a good time, but it turned out to be a great mix of interesting characters. 
 
Being a complete fagballs, I showed up with cookies and a blueberry crumb cake I had made earlier in the day.  My wife's friend said, "This is really amazing, but I still wouldn't want to try your cooking.  You're probably Irish like my mom: you can boil and bake.  If it isn't baked, it's boiled.  And if it's boiled, watch out."