Last night I ranted some more about the wedding we went to over the weekend. I suggested that we invite the married couple over for dinner and force them to eat standing up.
But after I thought it all over, I think the thing that bothered me the most was the lead singer of the band. The band played almost every song from the Commitments soundtrack, which didn't bother me much. They played "Wolly Bully" followed by "Louie Louie," which didn't bother me much. But then the lead singer of the band put on a rubber Elvis mask and sang "Johnny B. Goode." I almost stabbed him.
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