In Arizona, it was 90 degrees outside during the day. My family didn't have the air conditioning on in the house because "it's spring!" At night when the temperature dipped to 70, my aunt put on a sweater. I was the only one in the pool because "it's spring" and it's too cold to go in the pool.
My family constantly talked about how plesant it was living there. They talked about the low humidity, the strong sun, and the cool evenings. After three days of hearing this banter, the heat got to me and I said, "I know you like it out here, but it's just hot as balls. There, I said it. It's hot as balls. Nobody should live in the desert. Because it's May, and it's hot as balls."
They politely changed the subject.
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