Like hot butter on breakfast toast

The walls between our apartment and the one next to us are super-thin. I can hear the dude who lives there open the refrigerator.

Usually we're pretty quiet, and I consider us to be good neighbors. The thing is, the new HBO obsession of Boyfriend and I is Nip/Tuck. Which means, nightly after 8, our neighbors hear us in unison:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" (Fat from liposuction spews into McNamara's face)

"EEEEEEWWWW!!" (Man gets moobs removed)

"Oh, hubba baby!!" (Me alone. Dr. Troy is so sexy.)