Yesterday my brother had a follow-up doctor's appointment from his eye surgery a few days before.  He can't really see yet so I volunteered to bring him to the doctor and then bring him home.  
 After the doctor poked at his eyes a bit, she said that everything looked fine.  He was in some pain so I thought it would be nice to take him out to dinner.  
 Then I got so drunk he had to help me leave the restaurant.  On the way home I passed out on the train and he had to wake me up and say, "We have to get off the train now."  Then a blind guy and a drunk guy somehow guided each other home.  
  My mother said, "I think I'll take him next time."
  
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