Yesterday the wife spotted carrots in my shopping cart.
Wife: Hooray! We haven't had carrot cake in a while.
Me: I'm not making carrot cake.
Wife: Are you making those carrot muffins? I love those too.
Me: No, I'm going to make carrots.
Wife: ...
Me: Seriously, with dinner tonight.
Wife: You don't eat vegetables.
Me: I know, but I'm thinking of starting.
Wife: I'm going to wake up to a carrot cake tomorrow morning, I know it.
I think I need to make some changes in my life.
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