When I was seventeen...

When I woke up I found this in my inbox. My friend had sent it to me to show me how clever he is. He is actually applying for jobs.

"Thank you for the email, but upon consideration (after reviewing the employment application), I am afraid that I cannot in good conscience apply for the Social Worker position.

I find it absolutely offensive and repugnant that you would require my bodily fluids (urine) as a condition of pre-employment. I have done nothing to suggest that I have any criminal habits, and I refuse to be presumed guilty.

If you think I'm going to urinate in a cup for an entry-level position, then I think you ought to be the ones getting drug tested.

Thank you for your time."

The best part is that he's an insurance salesman.