Last night the wife asked what we're doing this weekend.
 I said, "I really have to spend some time getting to know my sourdough starter.  I look at it every time I open the fridge and I know it's just not happy with me.  That sourdough bread that I made last weekend really sucked so I need to take the starter out and lovingly feed it.  I need to rebuild that relationship, because nothing good is going to come of it until we become friends."
  And remarkably, she didn't leave me.
  
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