I curse a lot when I play video games. So last night when I put on the super-geek headset to play Halo online for the first time, I had to remind myself that the other players were probably going to be kids and I really had to watch my language.
The Xbox matched me up with some random players and the match began. One minute into the match, some kid says, "Yo, freshpepper, can you hear me? Yo, you fucking suck. You're fucking horrible. This is the first time I every played and I'm killing you. You can't even shoot me."
I ignored him. He continued, "Yo, I know you can hear me. You suck DICK. You fucking suck bitch dick. You SUCK BITCH DICK."
Some of the other players started abandoning the match. He started singing a song in his high-pitched pre-pubescent voice.
"Youuuuu suckkkk biiitch diiiick!"
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