Ever since I first started dating the wife, she has been sporting the popular "landing strip" style of pubic hair. It's a well-cropped garnish about the size of a Hershey's Miniature just north of the danish.
And, ever since I started dating her she has talked about it like most women discuss hairstyles. A few times a month she asks, "I've had this for so long, and it's so boring, but what else could I do?" I, of course, ignore the question. It's fine the way it is.
Last night a combination of being tired of the question and Cabernet made me blurt out, "How about a little triangle shape?"
I knew it was a mistake as soon as I said it.
She instantly replied, "SO WHERE DID YOU SEE THAT? A FORMER GIRLFRIEND? SOME PORN STAR YOU LIKE? WHERE?"
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