If you are easily offended...

Deep in the throes of a battle with a yeast infection, I had to pull out the doomsday machine. Boyfriend drove me to the store, where I bought tampons and cultured yogurt.

As we lay in bed, I gave pained eyes to Boyfriend. "My vagina is full of yogurt," I cried.

"Honey, I know, but I'm lactose intolerant," he replied.

EEEWW!!!!! YUCK!!!!!