Sleepless nation hopped up on medication

(An actual conversation with my boss)

Me: That thing your secretary sent me, it didn't make any sense.
Boss: You should have been able to figure it out. Do you know how I know that you should have been able to figure it out?
Me: How?
Boss: Because I told her what to write, and I don't say things that don't make any sense.
Me. Oh.


(In my defense, I'm the only one here who wouldn't have laughed at him for saying that. That's why he has meetings with me.)