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After wondering if he was alive for a while, I finally got a call from my hippie friend. He told me he'd been out of commission because he decided to follow his girlfriend on a two-and-a-half-week road trip. He really seemed in pain. While I laughed at him, he took charge and interrupted me. "Oh honey," he said, "I've done much stupider things than this. I'm just waiting for what's next."