My car is ugly ... but then, I'm ugly, too.

Boyfriend doesn't have to work today and school hasn't started yet so I encouraged him to sleep in, then go to the store at 12 noon and buy a cold six-pack of beer, then drink it in his underwear on the couch while reading "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs". Because, that's what I would do if I had the day off.

I hope he does.

That way, when I get home from work, I can feign to smell the alcohol on his breath, begin to pout and complain that he doesn't contribute and bring up the fact that I work all the time. I will finish by withholding sex.

Yeah, that's a fun game to play.