I want to be your sledgehammer

The wife and I had some friends over for New Year's Eve. After dinner and dessert had been served, I made up some mini cheeseburgers as midnight neared. I baked mini challah rolls earlier in the day just for this purpose.

The first and second batch of cheeseburgers went quickly and a friend actually requested a third batch. The funny thing is that if I had put out full-sized cheeseburgers, nobody would have touched them. But everyone ate two or three mini cheeseburgers. Somehow the mini size just makes them more attractive. I wonder why that works so well for food but never seemed to work for my penis.