When they say "whiz kid," I think it means, "really successful for your age".

My mother and I have been tearing apart the garage. Most of it we can do by ourselves but we ran into a shelf that couldn't be torn off. We decided it was "manwork" and gave up until I had a brilliant idea that combined the powers of both my brawn and brains. I tore it down easily.

When I was done my mom said, "Wow. Just like a real dyke lesbian." And then she pointed suggestively at our next door neighbors, who are dyke lesbians.

My mom making dyke lesbian jokes really makes me feel like I've arrived into adulthood.