A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

I decided that I would no longer be a customer of Blockbuster's when the company decided to charge me for not turning in a movie on time. Blockbuster can suck my ass.

So we had to go to another video store, where I had to get a membership. I got one, and when I decided to link Boyfriend to my account I decided it would be hilarious to put parental controls on his access. I decided Boyfriend could only rent G movies.

As I chuckled at my cleverness, Boyfriend sauntered over and uncovered my devious plan.

"If you do this," he said, "You can expect your account to list several delinquent titles, such as Wild Cunt Adventures 2 and Hairy Balls Strike Back". Is that how you want to spend your money?"

I decided to allow him to rent R movies.