Epononymous

Last night, Boyfriend and I and a friend of ours sat around the stereo working our way through a bottle of port.

We were talking about nothing in particular when the friend decided to say, "You know, I had gone through twenty five years without ever thinking about two morbidly fat people engaging in fellatio. But today something happened that made me come dangerously close to falling victim to the idea. I am lucky that I was able to grow strong and fight it off. I am still a virgin to that thought."

I said, "Wow, I can tell you went to college."