The adventure he is ready for... is the one he gets

You know that movie Anchorman, with Will Farrell? I was trying to watch it last night, but I fell asleep.

You know that monologue joke, where that guy talks about shitting a squirrel, and then Steve Carrell walks in and says, "I think I ate your chocolate squirrel!"???

I fell asleep right after that joke and not only did I dream about it but it has been haunting me all day.

You have to be a sick, sick motherfucker to write that joke.