I don't know how most newlyweds wake each other up on weekdays, but
this has become our morning routine:
Fresh:   Wake your lazy ass up and go make me some money.
Wife:   Go get paid yourself, I want new stuff.  Make dollars.
Fresh:   Fucking right, I'm off to get PAID like a motherfucker.  I love you.
Wife:   Love you too.
 
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