No se, homeboy

My landlord was lazy in moving out of my place. He advertised it as "furnished" but has slowly since removed the dish Network, the television, and the couch. So, "furnished" actually translates to "moving shit sucks, so I didn't do it."

He left me some fabric softener that smells like bananas. Bananas.

If the only people who want to smell like bananas are too young to go to the store, how does this product exist?