It's Even Funnier When You Have to Pretend to be Outraged

Until an hour ago, I used to think prank phone calls were the funniest thing an 8th grade kid could do.

But I have just witnessed a school in panic- a panic caused by the discovery of brown in a urinal in the boys' room. The school director plucked the bathroom logs from each classroom and assembled all the gentlemen into the multi-purpose room to interrogate. She had an idea of who it was, and set these two boys aside. "I know it was two of you," she proclaimed, "because someone must have been guarding the door."

But then it turned out to be a chocolate power bar, and everyone was dismissed.