This morning when the wife woke up, I said, "I'm just going to type this one thing for work and then I'm going to make breakfast."
"What are you making?"
"Just bacon and eggs, nothing fancy," I replied. She kissed me on the cheek and got in the shower.
When she got out of the shower, she came and kissed me on the cheek without saying anything as I was standing over the stove cracking eggs into a bowl. I made cheese omelets and some bacon.
When she was done drying her hair, I handed her a plate with breakfast on it. "Oh," she said, "I don't want any breakfast."
Before I was married, I always thought that money problems and cheating led to divorce. Now I see that there are other, much bigger reasons.
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