Last night at the Yankee game, my buddy Docks was yelling at Matt Stairs.
"Stairs you 'roid man, you look like stay-puft!"
"Stairs you couldn't walk up 2! You should change your name to singular."
After about a minute of shouting, the gentleman sitting behind us
said, "Ok, you're getting annoying now."
Docks, without turning around or pausing at all, yell twice as loudly,
"STAIRS YOU'RE GETTING ANNOYING NOW. IT'S GETTING ANNOYING, STAIRS. I'M GETTING A LITTLE UPSET AT THE ANNOYANCE. I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE COME TO GAMES IF THEY DON'T WANT TO YELL AT THE PLAYERS. THIS GUY IS GETTING ANNOYED, STAIRS."
We didn't hear any more comments from the guy behind us.
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